With the depletion of fossil fuels, we are facing serious energy crisis.
(i) Suggest some whacky funny forms of alternative energy.
(ii) What moral do these funny sources of energy convey ?

Explanation

(i) (a) A state-of-the-art toilet has been developed that employs microwaves to chemically alter human waste into syngas-a mixture of `CO_2` and `H_2`. This syngas can be used in stacks of fuel cells to generate electricity.
(b) A Pedal-A-Watt bikestand works by powering a generator with the movement of bike's rear wheel. Using this, a person in top condition can generate `500 W` of power which is enough to power two laptops, two flurescent light bulbs and a cellphone - as long as you maintain the pedalling source.
( c) Harnessing a cow's farts as a fuel source might be tricky but it is not inconceivable. Researchers have developed a special bovine backpack that captures a cow's emission via a tube attached to cow's stomach and discovered that the animal produces `800` to `1000` litres of gas each day.
(d) Coffee grounds can contain as much as `2 %` oil. Researchers estimate that if all the waste grounds generated by the world's coffee drinkers were gathered and reprocessed, the yield would be `2.9` billion gallons of diesel fuel per year.
(ii) Nature does not believe in the wastage of any kind. Everything that comes our way can be pur to use.